“One word, people: Synergize.”
Imagined Monologue: “My Workplace Eulogy, as Given by My Boss, in Office Jargon.”
“… It has been said you’re either an assister or a resister. Eric Feezell was the former, and needed to meet his early demise like I need a hole in the head. Of the bananas we’ve got, he was definitely more of the green variety, still fairly new to the ways of things. Irregardless, he will be greatly missed.”
Tags: Humor, mcsweeneys, office